Wait... The same one you ho-downed on SNL?

Ashlee Simpson apparently put on a good show. There I said It. A GOOD SHOw. I know, I know I didn't think it was possible, but then again I didn't think So many people would try to bring Sexy Back ( Looking in your direction posers). Yeah so incase you "missed it" Simpson began her five-week run as "Roxie Hart" from Chicago last night in London. I think That London is code for a new an exciting universe where up is down and black is white. Oh and Bad teeth are sexy. Oh well at least when She comes back here and everybody hates her agin she could move to London. Chip Chip Cheerio

More videos

Here are a few vids for all of y'all out there.















There you go. Have fun.

Can You Feel it Wrestling in the Air tonight?

NUFF SAID

Whoa now! It's not the end of the world

Here is a news/math equation:
Spaceballs= Lonstar + ((Movie+ Yogurt) * Mel Brooks /Movie) +TV^2 = Spaceballs the Cartoon Show.


Also Clay Aiken is still totally totally gay.



Except he uses 5,000 words in stead of saying yes.

... Lack of Updates

Hey Y'all There has been a lack of updates recently... There is a reason, a REAL reason... umm that is good, and not totally lazyness on my part... something you will all accept. OH1 Matt Damon is the celebrity of the month, and since he doesn't really do anything in theew uhhh gossip-y news we're not really doing anything.... YEAH! I mean uh huh that's it.

NOW it's time for a Catch Up- Cactus Round 3...2....1

1. Nip/Tuck is on FIRE!!! WATCH IT NOW!
2. Vin Diesel might be staright.... might be gay... or might be 2 gay 2 fabulous
3. Justin Timberlake looks really angry, like an abusive husband. I sure hope he doesn't get his hands on a belt and whisky! I"m a gggood son riiight dad? uh.. dad?
4. Paris Hilton is the most hated celebrity... SURPRISE
5. I am not a celebrity
6. Borat is awesome. He has a myspace. /borat



Well thats it. As a surprise there will be a second Sauce v Pants


Oh there WILL BE.

Matt Damon is still Amazing

So there is a running joke on the Jimmy Kimmel show where they run out of time for Matt Damon. He's never scheduled to show, but they always say "We ran out of time." Anyway, Check out this Clip.... MATT DAMON!

Jack Nicholson is the man

Ok so if we didn't just announce Matt Damon as COTM, it would be Jack Nicholson. It's pretty much common knowlegde that he's a lifelong New York Yankees fan. Turns out in an upcomming movie he needs to wear a Red Sox Cap, right? WRONG!! In the movie Departed (which stars Matt Damon) Nicholson is a gangster in Boston. Martin Scorsese wanted him to wear a Red Sox Cap, and Jacky-boy refused. In related news Jack Nicholson is the man.

GOD to be a Queer

Hey Y'all. Now Now settle, before you all kill me. I don't mean God God, and I don't mean Morgan Freeman. I'm talking about Alanis Morissette. She is set to star as a lesbian in Nip/Tuck. Thats right. Ohh And if you're wondering why I called her God you obviously need to catch up on your View Askew, or you haven't watched Dogma the 9,000,000 times it's been on Comedy Central. Anyway she is set to be the lesbian girlfriend of Dr. Liz Cruz. I'm just wondering how Liz was able to "tap dat ass".... I mean Christian Troy could, but Liz??

Matt Damon

We here at rabblecopter are pleased to announce our Celebrity for the month of September. Yes It is late but we really, really wanted to keep J-Tim as COTM. Anyway this month's celeb is: Matt Damon. Matt Damon? Why this guy? What did he do? Well I was watching the movie Stuck On You, and I thought, Matt Damon makes me sit through some crappy movies, and I still like him. Ok so maybe he's not the most crazy celeb out there, or even all that news worthy. And sure he wasn't drunk like Ben Affleck on that interview thing. And sure he's a masshole. But how fun is it to say "Matt Damon?"

Damon also founded Project Greenlight with Affleck and Chris Moore to find and fund worthwhile film projects from novice filmmakers. The televised documentary about the making of the film projects has twice been nominated for an Emmy. And it's not terrible to watch. I saw one of those movies and it was decent.

Matt Damon has excellent choices for roles. Tom Ripley, Linus Caldwell, Jason Bourne, Wilhelm Grimm, and that guy from the Departed. And Rounders?? One of the greatest sport moivies ever? (Poker is a sport right?) Oooh and he has the single most greatest cameo ever in the history of film, music, television and cowboy porn. That is Donny, The lead singer or Lustra from the hit teen movie "EuroTrip." How catchy/funny is that song.

In the film Team America: World Police, Damon is portrayed as mentally handicapped, capable of only saying his name. Damon has laughed about the characterisation to journalists, including saying his name as per the movie and saying he would have been offended if they didn't include him in the movie. How cool is that? I don't see Tom Cruise doing anything that awesome.

To promote the film Rounders with Edward Norton, Damon and Norton were entered by Miramax into the 1998 World Series of Poker main event $10,000 buy-in No Limit Texas Hold'em, from which Damon was knocked out when his pocket kings were up against poker legend Doyle Brunson's pocket aces.

Plus I just found out he's rumored to play Captain James T Kirk. And That is pissing of trekies. And anything that pisses them off is great by me.


So Enjoy your month Matt Damon and remember that Scotty Doesn't Know.

People realize that Danny Glover is getting too old and shit

You all know Danny Glover, right? He's the one guy from Lethal Weapon. The one who said that thing. There was a media scandal, a thing with a taxi. no? You know what, he's the one who didn't go all crazy. And he's awsome.

OWW My HEAD

I HATE YOU KFED!!! YOU ARE AWARDED NO POINTS AND LET GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL>

Anchorman doesn't lie.

Ok, so check this clip out. It's news at it's finnest. Anchorman didn't lie. Those guys lead a hard life. Ron Burgandy would have layed a smack down though.



and no you weren't arrested becuase you are a minority.

AMAZING NEWS-O

Ok Suri Cruise Is topless in a magazine. Ok Paris had a DUI. Ok Lindsay is a Tart. Ok sure The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin is DEAD. But This news is chump change. I Still hate KFed but that has nothing to do with this. You remember Clay Aiken? The Queer who almost won AMerican Idol, but then lost to Ruben Snadwich or something? Well He's doing stuff. WHITE HOUSE STUFF.

Clay Aiken is in line to be named to the President’s Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, the White House said Wednesday.

Aiken, a Raleigh native who gained fame as a runner-up on “American Idol,” once worked as a YMCA counselor.

The committee’s Web site said it advises the president on issues pertaining to people with intellectual disabilities. The committee was established in 1961 by President John Kennedy as the President’s Panel on Mental Retardation.

A White House press release said President Bush intends to make the appointment. Officials did not say when. The singer’s new album, “A Thousand Different Ways,” is due out later this month.

This is all true. Great Step in Gay Rights Though. ... I wish I was making this up.

Statue Of Rocky Is Back

Well Even if Rocky Dies in Rocky Balboa. The only movie that seems to be based off a sports game (Fight Night) The Statue Of Rocky is coming back to the the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, where Sylvester Stallone ran the stairs in the movie as the boxer in training. That Statue is secret character in the rocky game... or something soo good stuff.

Sauce vs Pants ( The Super Fight ) : The Actual Fight: A Rope Of Sand

Tonight's Topic: Smurfs. How Do They reproduce. Greg Starts:

Greg: well clearly the Smurfs do the humpty hump to reproduce

Rob: Uhh… sir that is insane, they are asexual. I mean come on you ever see blue mammals?

Greg: yeah i have most pimps wear blue and last time i checked a pimp is a mammal and a Smurf

Rob: That is LUDACRIS! Smurfs are communists not pimps. You ever take a picture of Papa Smurf and compare it to Karl Marx

Greg: no way

Rob: …and brainy is totally a little bitch

Greg: that is completely insane! If it is true Karl Marx was a mammal therefore the Smurfs reproduce, but that doesn’t change their mammal ness

Rob: Uhh… WORNG SIR! They are not mammals they are clearly some sort of insect. An ASEXUAL INSECT besides could brainy ever pull some smurfnanny… I think not

Greg: it doesn’t matter if cant get any what matters is that he lacks the ability to do what mammals do;: that is doing it

Rob: If they have the ability to service smurfette (the tart that she is) they would constantly be trying to, there would be too much competition. Resulting in Smurf village going down faster than Paris Hilton

Greg: no way. There is a turn based system that is very complex and each Smurf gets to hit it on their specific day.

Rob: ERRRRRONIOUS

How do you explain Sassette Smurf? They clearly are too busy working to even have time to reproduce

Greg: there is always time for booty. Smurfs no matter how hard they work will always have time for the nasty

Rob: Ok so clearly Smurfette's job is to be the girl CAN WE NOT AGREE ON THIS?

Greg: we can!

Rob: so maybe they only have one female like ants or Aliens from Aliens. hence they lay eggs

Greg: still not asexual!

Rob: so they do not have sex, but simply Smurf their Smurf all over the eggs?

Greg: they still need the Smurf to Smurf all over the eggs

Rob: But, that’s not sex, so obviously they must be insects. This is the only logical answer: smurfette is their queen

Greg: i never saw it that way... I will concur with u sir

Rob: Yes

Greg: the Smurfs have to be insects.

Rob: with a queen Smurf, that being Smurfette

Greg: true

FIRE CROTCH GOES SAILING

The Fire Crotch is around the interweb. She is a Tart.....
Even if it's not real.... still a tart.


Thats all I got. Her is a photo of blurred stuff. A unedited one is around the interweb here.

Sauce vs Pants ( The Super Fight )

Tonight I will publish The never before seen Sauce vs. Pants Debate. "Cross-Sauce" esc Verbal War between Rob "The Count of Monte Fisto" Marinaro and Greg "The Hurricane" Overhuls. The debate is so important, and is on a topic so controversal we had to wait a full week before publishing it.


Here is an eight year old's rendition of what should be kick ass.

Suri Cruise not Alien.. Details at 3:55

Hey so Suri Cruise is a human... Kinda makes sense right? I mean afterall they worship Aliens they aren't aliens. Ohhh but If I was a lizard I wouldn't walk around in my lizard skin. I would totally do it it up in a human skin, that I took after I ate a baby. A Baby with black hair.

Please Wait

Please Be Patient. We will rabble and such again soon.

Gone Stefani

Hey rember when stuff was simpler. There was no TPS reports. There were music videos on MTV. Yeah Fun. Anyway Gwen Stefani finally realized VMAs are stoopid. I was like 10 and I realized it. I mean COME On Breakstuff > Sleep Now in the Fire??? FAT CHANCE. Weapon of Choice loosing to That Moulin Rouge song. Lamers. Good For you Gwen. You are Smart. S-M-A-R-T. You are Smart. S-M-A-R-T.

Potter Fans Piss and Moan & That Makes Me Glad

Ok I'm thinking I hate Harry Potter fanatics. It's a looong movie, so of course stuff has to get cut out. Harry Potter Fans, Trekies, Star Wars Geeks, and Lord of the Ringers. I mean ok Not all are bad, but when a slight change is made to their movie they cry. Cry like the little 7 year old girl they are ( well at least mentally). Before My Young Citizens of the interweb get all up-ity at me let me clarify. I mean FANATICS. Not Fans. Now, I may be a muggle, but this is how I define Fanatics. They get all pissed when thier costume they ordered on ebay does not come with real magic wands, because they invested all of their lif in a magical world THAT DOESN'T EXIST. OOOh look at me I'm a wizard. Flapshapin shine. I cast a Magical Spelll. OHHHHHHHH. I fly on a broom and play Quiditch... Oh wait They're cutting that out of this movie. I'm going to go cry under a rock till my mom bakes me cookies and I can play with my colllectables. Their not DOLLLS!! STOP IT! BOO HOO.

A Lovely Q and A

Today we here at Rabblecopter have a special 1 on 1 or as the Spanish say; uno on uno. Many of you young believers out there have been begging us here to do an interview segment. Today you get your wish. I, Robert Marinaro, had the pleasure to sit down with the very talented, courageous, as well as dare I say handsome Robert Marinaro.

RC: Rob Thanks for taking the time to sit with us.

RM: No Problem. Might I say this is a nice website you got here.

RC: Thank You. You’re embarrassing me.

RM: Well I mean it.

RC: So Rob tell us, where do your ideas come from?

RM: Excellent Question, I’d have to say me. I am Awesome.

RC: Indeed you are. Next Question, if you could put your brain in a robot body, would you?

RM: Depends. Could I have chainsaw hands, then yes. Yes I would.

RC: Now many people saying that you should run for president. Your thoughts?

RM: Well it would be a real uphill battle. Don’t think I could win though. If I could beat the communists or the Lobstermen I would be happy.

RC: If you could interview anyone you wanted to, who would it be and why?

RM: Good Question. Living or dead?

RC: Doesn’t matter.

RM: Woo boy. Tough one. I would have to say Robert Marinaro. That kid has got some serious talent.

RC: Good Answer. Ok looks were out of time. Thank You for stopping by.

RM: You’re welcome. Please tell the kids to check out my site here.

Ari is GOLDEN

Here is a link to the best of Ari Gold over at Gorilla Mask. This should help your Entourage Quota till next season.

I DARE YOU TO MAKE LESS SENSE

Yeah... I uhhh look It's a... DAMN

Rap? Check. Acting? Check

Ok. This post is all about Mr. I can do it with enough money and a hot famous wife. K-Fed, The FedTASTIC rapper has accomplished his phase 1 and phase 2. Now it's on to phase 3; acting. Don't look so bummed all you little children out there on the interweb. KFed is best known for his acting role in You got served as Dancer. Yeah He's that good. Some might now him behind the camera for his, beautiful and orignal work in "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic". Or some might know him as that asshole who sucks at life with everything he does, and uses Brittney like a piggy bank.... no wait it IS the last one. Phase 1 was marry a celeb who was dumb and rich. Check. Phase 2, Become the worlds greatest rapper. Check. Phase 3? Acting MuthaF*cker. I'm sure KFed will be an excellent Host fr the Kids Choice Awards, after all he is a clown and come on kids love people with the same intellegence as they have. However he got an ACTING ROLE. According to sources. He has got a sweet new role in CSI. I think it's maybe like CSI: Retard, or CSI: Vancuver. Federline syas
"This is pretty much my first time acting. It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role." "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch."
The only way his role would be good is if Kfed was playing a golddigger trying to make it in hollywood, or a Dancer.

Hacked' The new Movie starring Lindsay & the Lowhand

Apparently Paris Hilton "hacked" (I use the term loosely because of Paris' inept ability to accomplish simple tasks) into Lindsay Lohan's cell phone. I mean oh come on. Paris Hilton! The same Paris Hilto who drinks, thats right you guessed it. WINE IN A CAN. It's Wine in a Can.

Right unless wine in a can is some super elixer that allows you to gain super powers for a short time. Side effects include being crazy and the most over-rated person ever. Oh and she's retarted. Yup good old Paris Hilton.

Lets see if the Firecroth Lawyer squad cn defeat the Paris Hilton dancers/Legal Team .

Black Albino with Super Powers

The Power of Comedy! WATCH IT!

Motha F*cking Sorry

So I am sorry about not updating the site to all 4 of you out there who read. I was too illiterate to continue updating the site, what with saving the world from nazis riding on dinosaurs with nuclear weapons. So I mean I did save all your asses so cut me a break.

Look for a update later today. Yeah a sexy update, with blackjack and hookers!*



*note there will be no blackjack and hookers

Winona Ryder is best served cold

So apparently Winona Ryder, our very own personal inde/cute/kleptomaniac little girl was picked on as a child. Yeah that sucks. But there is a silver lining. So one of these Bullies (not realizing she picked on Winona) asked her for an autograph. Winona's response? "Go f**k yourself"

I'm not sure what the ** stands for

fork
falk
fook
funk
fank

oh wait... It's Fuck. I get it.

Suri Cruise REVEALED!!!

oooooooooooooooooooh

In other news Katie Holmes is not dead, she was released from scientology prision... I mean uhhh whats that over there ->

Snoop Dogg Newsizzle

In This articizzle The D O double zzile went for a rizzle in the hood. Thats right he's going back to this roots "Toby" so listen up. He needed some inspiration for his new album. Nothing says I'm a thug from the block like being chauffeured around in a pimped out lincoln, while your kids are playing football in the suburbs, while you make a few pop songs in the last few years... izzle.


In an unrelated story, there are now links. Please check out This site, or I will die and be execizzled. :)

Snakes in the MuthaF*ckin' Box Office

This week in movies is special. Snakes On a Plane comes out. SNAKES ON A PLANE. You may ask yourself, "Why do I care?" Obviously you are not a male in High School, College, or living. I'm not sure what the Best Part of the movie is. Is it the Fact they had the balls to call it Snakes On A Plane? Is it the fact that the film is about Snakes... On a Plane? Is it cause they have Samuel L Jackson and Keenan "Knuckle Puck" Thompson? Yeah It's a D2 reference

After you see SOAP for the 10th time you might want to check out these movies:

The Illusionist: I Love you Ed Norton, but your trying to win the love of a girl, and not fight Snakes.... On a Plane.

Accepted: Ok you have Justin Long, and he fails to get into College, so he creates SHIT, and then Stuff goes down, and there are laughs, and then Lewis Black comes, and he's a dean; the dean of SHIT, however I don't see no Snakes On a Plane in this movie so lets skip to the next one.

Material Girls: …Uhh This is basically a rip- off of the Disney Channel original movie Cow Belles. You get 2 Duffs for the price of 1, but no Snakes on a Plane.

I was thinking that if more movies had obvious titles like SOAP maybe they too would create massive hype. Here is a List:
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Walking around and talking to drop a ring in a fire pit
Batman Begins : Christian Bale as Batman without Nipples
The Truman Show : Reality Show where the guy has no idea he's being watched
Bubba Ho-tep : Elvis and a Black JFK fight a mummy
Planet of the Apes : Apes on a Planet (That is really earth)
Jaws: Big Mother F*cking Shark in the Water

SNAKES ON A MOTHAF*CKIN' BLOG

Watch this clip, the proceede to camp out for Snakes on a plane RIGHT NOW, or I will hate you.

K-Fed's pants are on fire and the Lawsuit of J-Tim

Escuse Me. PopoZao, PopoZao coming through. Kevin Claims he doesn't take any money from his wife. Oh sure he magically wished all the money to start Federation Records, because he is sooo rich. In an unrelated note check out these other "facts" about K-Fed:
K-Fed is Handsome
K-Fed is a Great Musician
K-Fed has a good personality
K-Fed likes intelligent women
K-Fed didn't invent PopoZao, It's a real word
K-Fed doesn’t' want children from Brittany, because he gets money for everyone she gives birth to
K-Fed in Portuguese means Genius.

Also on the Timberlake side of things, PDiddy is crazy. If I was Justified like Justin I would worry about this probable lawsuit from Sean Combs. He claims that he owns sexy and is you know it's king. He is also letting Justin Borrow it, but remember Sexy= Diddy. I wish I was kidding, but Thats Diddy for you.

uh uh uh uh and you know that we won't stop
cause you know that we won't stop

Gnarleston!

Hey Y'all Gnarles Barkely likes the safe sex. What you think I'm crazy. We'll you'll transform that opinion and put on a smile after seeing this page. After the show, you can go backstage and treat yourself to some healthy Veggie Trays, Donuts, Red Bull, Smoke a few Blunts, and then have a wild sex orgy with Penut Butter, Because when I say Penut Butter you think Ladies... or grown men who are losers who use it to "play" with their dogs... uhhh I mean look a monkey ->

The Question is which one is the uhhh... Big man on stage. My money is on Danger Mouse. He is dressed up as Superman after all.

nahaha.... snakes and penis.

Sweeney Todd: The Movie (of the musical?)

Seriously, check this link out. I mean this is there sixth time together. COME ON! I can see Johnny Depp playing every role in a Tim Burton Movie. If Pirates 2 has anything to do with it.

Ok heres how it's gonna go down. 13 year old girls will see the movie because it's Johnny Depp. They will then be horrified at the violence and kill abunch of hookers.

In a related Story Tim Burton decides to only make movies starring Johnny Depp. Film at eleven.

More Bad Non-Jimmy Carrey Sequels

Ok so I found this out. If I learnt anything from my childhood it is that Jim Carrey rocks. Mask, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, and Liar Liar. So they say theres gonna be an Ace Ventura 3, starring "the son of Ace"? Well thats fine. I mean look at how the sequals of other Jim Carrey Movies have turned out. The Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer. OOOOhh If this movie has the hype I hope it has I smell Oscar. ooooh yeah. And There also coming out with Evan Almighty??? Smooth move Hollywood, more like Hollypoo....d

I can just see some more movies in the future. Like The Cable Guy 2. Where the The Cable Guy's origin is revealed. And He watch Tv all the time. Kinda like a good version of the hit SNL film "Superstar." (If that is even possible) or what about Liar Liar:Pants on Fire. In which Fletcher's son Max starts to go down the same road. I mean It's not gonna be a really bad version of the first film , right? OOOOOH Here we go. I got it Listen Up Hollywood a sequal to the 1985 movie "Once Bitten." Uhh recast Jim Carre's character and make him meet the mummy and Frankenstien. Hilarious.
Or a sequal to this movie, Copper Mountain . I mean It has Alan Thicke so it must be good.

It's Baby Names Time

Inspired by a true conversation I have a list of baby names I wanna see celebrities name their kids:

Magneto Pitt
Optimus Prime & Megatron
P-Minni Combs
Megatron Reeves
Tank Lee
Whittey Black
Tool Federline
Civil War Smith
Martian Law
Harlem Arquette
Megawatt Baldwin
Vinny Chase Marinaro
Savage Animal Bach

Now for my top 10 favorite names:
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono
Scout: Demi Moore
Pilot: Jason Lee
Kal-el: Nicolas Cage
Zowie: David Bowie
Apple: Gwyneth Paltrow
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez
Moxie Crimefighter: Penn Jilette
Maddox: Angelina Jolie
My Favorite Name is...


Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson
Come on! That name is amazing!

J-Tim has Justified his genius

Justin, my dawg, my main man. I can do the robot with JT. He is not a fan of that old guy who won American Idol. All I can say is He knows everything. More evidence. I mean come on. Do you like Taylor Hicks? Is he all that? Justin had this to say:

"People think he looks so normal, and he's so sweet and he's so earnest, but he can't carry a tune in a bucket," Timberlake told Fashion Rocks, a supplement of Vanity Fair. Timberlake also thinks that Hicks' fame is fragile. "If [Hicks] has any skeletons whatsoever, if God forbid, he's gay, and if all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like [then he takes on a thick southern accent], 'Oh my god, I voted for a queer!' It's just too much pressure."

I'm assuming JT was using a voice robot and the quote went more like this:

"People think he looks so normal, YEAH and he's so sweet YEAH and he's so earnest,YEAH, so Taylor go head be gone with it. You ain't bringing sexy back. YEAH. Take it to the point. If [Hicks] has any skeletons whatsoever, if God forbid, he's gay, like Lance, and if all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like [then he takes on a thick southern accent], 'Oh my god, I voted for a queer!' It's just too much pressure. BUEME!"

The Lightning Round

Ok Here is a few interesting news items I stubbed across...
3, 2, 1, GO!

David Copperfield is crazier than Ponce De Leon. The Illusionist (No not Ed Norton) bought a bunch of islands, because He claims he discovered the fountain of youth. We Here at Rabble Copter are the first to report on this secret. It is to act crazy and get publicity, either that or maybe it's eating Dick Clark.

K-Fed fails at life.

Paris Hilton is a bitch who should be shot, or at least hurt. But Seriously I realized That Paris Hilton is the real life version of Elmo. I mean come one Lets Look at some facts here.
1. Paris Hilton hangs out with idiots. Elmo hangs out with Abby Cadabby, who says "That’s so magic."
2. Paris Hilton is stupid. Elmo needs help when counting (Unlike my man the count)
3. Paris Hilton is on TV that idiots watch. Elmo is on Sesame Street. (Children = idiots)
4. Paris Hilton only cares about Paris. Elmo is so self-centered (I mean he talks about himself in the third person)
5. That stupid Paris Hilton song. That Stupid Elmo Song.
6. Tickle me Elmo. One Night in Paris. Both Best sellers. Anyway this brings me back to my original point. Paris is retarded or something. She wants to bury her goat next to Marilyn Monroe. Yeah She bought that grave site.

Here is a Picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker. It is awesome.

Now all we need is the news of who is going to be Harvey Dent/Two Face. I hope whoever he is he can out do Billy Dee Williams. He's my favorite. That’s right Tommy Lee Jones. Suck on it.

K-Fed Still fails at life, which in Portuguese translates to: KFed falha na vida.

Any who, that concludes our Lightning round, and remember to stay classy.

Jagger's Voice MIA

According to yahoo, The Rolling Stones cancelled their second show in Spain. Oh No!!
Wait a tic. Who cares? They've already had a farewell tour like 20 times. Don't get me wrong in the day, the Rolling Stones were hot, like the heat, which causes Dehydration and fainting on Hollywood sets, but they're like how old, 65? Ok so maybe Mick Jagger forgot all the song lyrics again, like during the Super Bowl, or maybe Keith Richards is dead and this whole thing is a cover up. Wait a second Keith Richards can't die. Anyway back to my point, The Stones should stop rock and roll and open up a new Bakery called "The Rolling Scones. "

A Scanner Bone Me

Ok the title alone took me a good 5 minutes to think of. Apparently Keanu Reeves is all that and a bag of chips. Winona Ryder wants to, uhhh whats the word, shag? Mate? Sex up another? Do it in her stink hole? Verb the adjective noun? Check out the source here.

Maybe Keanu should give her his "Little Bhudda", or even give her the gift she wants.

MOVIE TITLES FOR THE WIN! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

Andy Lick (It's A Pun)

Uhhhh... Yeah head on over to Page Six to hear about how Andy Dick went on a rampage of licking.

He was out of control, which includes but not limited to being drunk and offering people cocaine. All I can say is, Andy Dick needs some work... no, not because of the drugs, because he's hilarious. "And why did Dick go on his licking spree? 'I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna ... But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?' "

Andy Dick Show, Ben Stiller Show, Tankman Begins, Hebrew Hammer, and Monkeyman on Hey Arnold. GOLD. Lets not forget "The Assistant". "The tribal people of… the tribe have spoken."

If Ya Smell what the Longest Yard Is Cookin'

Yes! Finally...The Rock...has come back to Football. (He played in College) “You see there is only 1, there’s only 1 true superstar of the decade, true superstar of the millennium, you know who that is? The Rock will tell you who that is, Toronto. That is, the Jabroni Beatin', lalala, Pie Eatin', Trail Blazin, Eyebrow Raisin', Stronger then a Bear, Faster then a Buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs SUCK. "This movie, the so called Gridiron Gang = Fantastic!! OK maybe not, but it's all good.

You've got The Rock, Xzibit, and That kid from Disney Channel's original movie, Up, Up, and Away! (Don’t think I'd forget Michael J. Pagan) Ok sure, Up, Up, and Away is a poor man's Sky High, but It did have Kevin Connolly and Sherman Hemsley. COME ON DISNEY Any who, I can't wait to see this movie. For a few reasons; It's like The Longest Yard, and Remember the titans all rolled up into one, and the Dialog will rock out loud. Don't believe me?
Try this on for size "Short Stuff":
Noname Actor- "Hi sir it is an honor to meet you."
The Rock- "Who in the blue hell are you?"
or
The Rock- "Why you in here kid?"
Rodger- "I ro..."
The Rock (interrupts Rodger) - "It doesn't matter why you’re in here."
or even better
Xzibit-"Now when we first got this football team, they were a bunch of no name teenagers at a juvenile detention center. But under the leadership of the Rock they gained self-esteem by playing together. We hooked you up son. Check out this paint job and spinners. We just pimped your team!"

Oh man, feel the joy. Fun Fact that will make your day: The Rock was Tim Burton's second choice for the role of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005). That means he beat out Batman, and The Riddler for the part. Imdb it up sucka pants.

Literally

rabble (rab-ble) n.

1. A tumultuous crowd; a mob.
2. The lowest or coarsest class of people. Often used with the.
3. A group of persons regarded with contempt: “After subsisting on the invisible margins of the art scene... he was ‘discovered’ in the mid-80's, along with a crowd of like-minded rabble from the East Village” (Richard B. Woodward).

copter (cop-ter) n. informal

1. A helicopter


No entry found for rabble copter.
Did you mean black powder?

Suggestions:black powder

double jeopardy

block party


black powder n.
An explosive mixture of saltpeter, charcoal, and sulfur, formerly used in firearms.

Somewhere in between All this There lies a definition of "RabbleCopter, " something like "A helicopter made up of riffraff." or "The lowest or coarsest class of people above you"

... I can't read or write ( SNL Reference for the win)

Nobody Likes PoPoZao

Well, according to this source K-Fed continues to fail at life. Not that it's a huge surprise, but K-fed won't give up. He's like a Untalented Retard Little engine that could. He's going to start His own record label, called "Federation Records". Sigh... I mean it’s just sad at this point. I also heard he wants to start an acting career "after he masters rap." Does he realize people are saying he is "shit", not "the shit?"

It's just that I wish someone would smack Federline around a little. According to the article “Kev is determined to become even more successful than his wife. But after everyone heard his first single there wasn’t a music label in town interested in him.” I can't believe he's still optimistic.

Well, K-Fed may not have any musical talent, or good looks, or even S T Y L E, but he does have a small talent I've noticed. He is a frickin' genius at throwing away other people's money.
You know what I almost feel sorry for him. I think I'll buy Kev a cookie, but knowing him he'll try to use it to become a star.

So my main point is: What is the Portuguese translation for "Failure", K-Fed?

P-Daddy

Diddy, or Puffy, or PappaPoopaDiddy, or Sean, or whatever he wants to go by these days is going to be a daddy. His girlfriend is pregnant with his second child.

I'm sure he stopped to thank Biggy for his girlfriend’s pregnancy, and then Ma$e will stop by and rap about making money with Diddy in Harlem World. "You know that we won't stop."
I have listed a few possible names for the child:
Puff Maddy
P-Mini
PowerPuff Daddy
Pini-wini-dinny-diddly-diddy
PaPa-PoPo-Diddy
George
Notorious B.I.G II: Electric Bugaloo
$20 bucks says that Diddy is about to make an announcement of his "Child Birth or Die" Campaign.

Movies 8/11 results

Yeah. I knew this was gonna happen. Heres The results:

1. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - $23M
2. Step Up - $21.1M
3. World Trade Center - $19M

You know, It's funny that WTC came in third. It's even funnier that Step Up beat WTC. All in all I guess movies that steal formulas about dancers > Movies about Nicolas Cage.

The Wise Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake knows all. Yeah that’s right. You read it. J-Tim, as I'm gonna start to call him, is fantastic. A waiter at his restaurant in NYC stated that he knows all. Sure that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but I mean it kinda makes sense.

... to the body.

He knows what sexy is, and is proceeding to bring sexy back, but everything??? Does he realize how stupid that bandanna looks? YEAH! He knew that Clive Davis was at his restaurant. YEAH! I mean you don't know everything do you? What about the fact that J-Tim has a restaurant? YEAH! He knew The Phrase I'm Lovin' It." would be big and brought it to McDonalds. YEAH! He knows how to play golf, I would assume so. Afterall he is a playable character in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005. YEAH! He knows how a wardrobe can malfunction. YEAH! So a logical conclusion could be that he knows everything? YEAH!

....to the end

Justin Timberlake is The Rabblecopter Celebrity of the Month! For his worldly knowledge, and yes his damn catchy single "SexyBack."

Paris Hilton Trains Monkey to Fight... Ok not really

Paris Hilton's pet monkey, with the original and not at all annoying name, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. I can only assume "playing," means rough sex or something. Oh wait never mind Paris Hilton is no longer having sex.... I know It's a laugh and a half. Anyway, here is a link to a real article about the incident. Man I wish we could have a series of these. Example; Paris Hilton gets attacked by Tinker bell, or Paris Hilton drinks Wine in a Can, which goes down the wrong pipe... Yes there is Wine in a Can. Fancy No?

It's A Friday This week in Movies 8/11

Movies, Movies, Movies! So many movies! What you gonna watch this weekend? :
Let’s see, A 9/11 movie that may or may not be at to soon. It will involve Ghost Rider At The World Trade Center. Basically this movie eats off your emotions of that infamous day. (By the way Grief is delicious… Tears are yummy)

Zoom Zoom Zoom. A Zoom Zoom Zoom. A Zoom Zoom Zoom. Man this movie will last about 3 days before it's sent off to video. DAMN YOU TIM ALLEN! With Great Dialog and wit such as "Tucker, put down that cow" and a snappy response of "sorry." It looks like a knee slapper.

There is a horror movie with "Spanish" from Old School about Internet ghosts or something. ‘nuff said

There’s that Save The Last Dance remake, or Dirty Dancing III, or whatever they decided to call it. It’s got a bunch of no names. GOD I hope the rebel/hunk/outsider has a heart of gold. PLEASE LET HIM HAVE A GOOD HEART!
You know what??? Screw It. Just see Snakes on a Plane Next Week, Or Ricky Bobby again. This week in Movies sucks.

And Introducing for the first time since the last time; Me!

Yes I am awesome. Sooo awesome. Sure, I may not be Fatman, or a scientologist. I may not have been in a boy band and then came out of the closet, nor have I sacrificed my daughter to Xenu because it was what I was told to do. I have never suffered from dehydration on the set of my move, nor have I wanted to open a tattoo parlor instead of acting/singing. I DO NOT have a fire crotch, like some people from Merrick that I know (Looks in direction of you Herby The Love Bug Lover). I have simply been looking at the Internet for information and an opinion. I have found neither. So let me introduce to you Rob Marinaro, aka MC HandRob, aka Sauce, aka Hercules, aka Mr. Mafia, aka Big Daddy Niggles, aka that kid over there, aka Sir Pwns Alot', aka you scrub, aka not so silent rob, aka that other rob, aka little man, aka D2B brother #1, aka Robert. Yeah That’s right. I am not considered the worst dressed male. That honor has been passed to KFed's son Mr. Sean Preston. Take THAT Hollywood. Now All I need is a zany and catchy phrase of sorts...