Monday, August 14, 2006

The Wise Justin Timberlake



Justin Timberlake knows all. Yeah that’s right. You read it. J-Tim, as I'm gonna start to call him, is fantastic. A waiter at his restaurant in NYC stated that he knows all. Sure that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but I mean it kinda makes sense.
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He knows what sexy is, and is proceeding to bring sexy back, but everything??? Does he realize how stupid that bandanna looks? YEAH! He knew that Clive Davis was at his restaurant. YEAH! I mean you don't know everything do you? What about the fact that J-Tim has a restaurant? YEAH! He knew The Phrase I'm Lovin' It." would be big and brought it to McDonalds. YEAH! He knows how to play golf, I would assume so. Afterall he is a playable character in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005. YEAH! He knows how a wardrobe can malfunction. YEAH! So a logical conclusion could be that he knows everything? YEAH!
....to the end

Justin Timberlake is The Rabblecopter Celebrity of the Month! For his worldly knowledge, and yes his damn catchy single "SexyBack."

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