Michael Phelps

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4 am power rankings

I enjoy power rankings parodies so I decided to make my own

for the 4 am hour here's my power rankings.

1. Coffee, yes coffee. The caffeinated goodness is amplified by the half and half and sugar explosion. A very obvious choice if you ask me. Why? Its 4 am. What did you expect number one was gonna be? Furby??? Get your head out of your ass.

2. Billy Mays: Heck yeah! The oxy clean guy! He rules the late night dial with an iron fist and now hes even selling medication insurance??? I don't know what that is... but I want it. Much like I want the showtime rotisserie grill, a shamwow, and a magic bullet.

3. Marshmallows: why not.

4. TMZ: not the blog... The show. why? because its on and they make celebrity reporting look like the news hub of the Washington Post. God forbid we don't know what Paris Hilton is doing right now.

5. ESPN: It's important that I get caught up on all the sports I missed out on by sleeping all day.

6. The Moon: There are whalers on the moon... They carry harpoons.

7. Electricity: I hear its important. Ben Franklyn discovered it. Good man. On the Hundred.

Rocker REVIEW

Movie stars Rainn Wilson as a drummer (named fish) who got kicked out of a band right before they got huge and became the best band EVAR! This band consists of Will Arnett, Fred Armisen, and Brad Cooper. Fish's (Rainn) life turns to shit and after some hilarity ensues, ends up living with his sister. His nephew and some kids start a band and their drummer gets GROUNDED (LOLZ) they acquire Fish as their drummer and because of even more hilarity get signed to a record deal and tour. Christiana Applegate plays the guitarists mom and has to join the band on tour because of Fish's antics.How will this high school band deal with fame, touring and Fish?

This movie was actually pretty funny and def worth price of admission. Great collection of characters and also features awesome cameos (Aziz Ansari and Demetri Martin my favorites). It ends on a pretty lame note but all and all it was a decent movie and had some very quotable lines.

Verdict: Awesome

P.S. John Lennon just rolled over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him.

...I AM THE NIGHT

This Image explains the origin of Batman... I think... maybe Spider-Man. THE NIGHT IS MINE!

TOAST

IT'S TOAST. THE WINNER OF THE BLOG POLL!!!
The real poll question was supposed to be "What would you do if your son was home cryin all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now, in and outta lockdown."
It didn't fit on the poll so I shortened it.

Mixed News

Nicolas Cage is apparently still making movies. Nicolas Cage is apparently making more Marvel Comics movies. I mean his last comic book movie was a huge success, right? JELLYBEANS!!! Anyway, he is going to be in Kick-Ass, based on the comic of the same name. For those of you who don't know Kick-Ass is about a kid who thinks "Fuck it, I'm gonna be batman." He then gets his shit recked for a whole issue. Goes to the Hospital. Then He winds up on You-tube, and fights crime. Why would they let Nicolas Cage in this movie?

Super Dictionary is like a drug

When life gives you lemons you clone those l emons and make super lemons. Or in the case of the Penguin, you create an evil scheme. Wow.

more soccer racism.

Oh South America... classic.

New AC/DC cd = comedy gold

Unforgivable...

The Greatest Sports Fan EVAR!!!!11

The biggest treat to America!

BRAINNNNSSSSSSSSSS!

That... Thats terrible Im sorry

Republicans are not funny. This is why.

Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies

Did you know Mitch Hedberg did quite a lot of voice work on Home Movies. I saw an episode last night + internet + blog = All of you enjoying his voice overs.

Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies- Fifth Grader



Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies as Dr. Fizzel - Anger Management



Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies - As Police Officer




Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies - Insightful Hippie Pastor



Mitch is now in the Comedian Version of Wiskerville. Rest in Peace.

Ironman Delted Scene

You like Ironman? well check this out



I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5... Three? chicka yeah

does anyone care?

Chris "Mad Dog" Russo has left the Mike and The Mad Dog show. This means no more annoying anti Yankee commentary on the YES network. Good riddance Mad Dog.

more dark knight rumors

That's Brian Austin Green from 90210... Rumor has it hes in talks to play the riddler. Heres some quoteage!

“I would love to be the Riddler,” Brian Austin Green told MTV News.
“I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people,” he said.
“I hope to God that they don’t try to replace Heath and have the Joker,” Green added. “And Two-Face is gone.” So they need a new villain, and the Riddler makes sense,”
“[Playing The Riddler] would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level, which I think is fantastic for comic book lovers and movie lovers. He changed the face of what people expect out of those films."

Be my batmannnnnnn!!!!!!!

All compliments of filmdrunk

Hey It's a crossover that won't leave you disappointed

So do you like iPods? You like Capcom? Cool. What about Street Fighter? Rock on. Check this out: Capcom gets a new partner Etchstar. They Etch stuff. It's what they do. They were born to etch metal things.

Anyway, Etchstar is now officially going to etch a bunch of things with Street Fighter Characters, like the Ryu iPod, or a Cammy Dogtag ( would have prefered a Jean Claude Guile Tag). Anyway Check out these and more over here.

The Return of Some Super Dickery!

no, thats all you get.

FAAAAAAAAAALCON PUUUUUUUNCH!

So I saw this video over at halolz, and i said to myself. Thats pretty epic. Let me share it with you. It answers some questions about life, destiny and hope... or it's just awesomeness.

Robert Downey Jr's Facial Hair Just got a whole lot awesome

Thanks to the Defamer I have come across this video. Nothing special in it, Except RDJr with a beautiful mustache . When a world runs out of hereos, and Giambi's lip sweater dies, Robert Downey Jr rises up and answers the call of millions of people. Finally their worlds are complete. Thank you Mr Downey.

Once again, here is the link.

The Dark Knight... Returns?

Hello, let me start out by saying the poster is fake. As Batmania dies down I feel it it is time we begin to address rumors and sequel of The Dark Knight. This movie was a phenom. Obviously, Warner Brothers would be crazy not to do a sequel. There are many questions that arise? Who's the villain? What would the plot be? Would this be the final movie? This is where we get into dicey territory.

First and foremost please note that no sequel has even been discussed. No plot been worked on. This does not mean Nolan and Bale won't be back. It was the same way with Batman Begins. The Dark Knight wasn't talked about till months after the movie left the theater. Batman Begins left a great opening for The Dark Knight by having the Joker be the villain. The Dark Knight Sequel however is gonna be extremely difficult.

Who's the villian? People will tell you Catwoman. Others will tell you the Riddler. Nolan has expressed disinterest in both, saying that both of them have have been done. Stating that the Scarecrow and Ra's Al Ghul have never been in film. Also the problem of realistic villans comes up. Batman has some great complex villains, such as Clayface, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc. These villains would need extreme home makeover Batman edition makeovers. Mr. Freeze has a great back story, but would the audience accept him. Batman also has realistic villains, that wouldn't put seats in chairs. How many people have heard of KGBeast or Dr Strange? This leaves few options.

• Bane
  
• Riddler
• Talia al Ghul
• Wrath
  
• Deadshot ( although not a full batman villain)

These are who I would consider the most likely candidates.

What about Robin? No. Simple as that. Bale doesn't want robin, Nolan wants Bale. I mean it could be possible to add the Character of Dick Grayson without having him become robin. Maybe as a set up for a non Nolan Batman movie. However I think warner brothers are becoming wise and letting film makers do what they want and butting in less.

Will the Next movie be the Dark Knight Returns? No... well maybe. In name only. The film may borrow elements from the book, but I can't imagine them doing it. The Joker and Two-Face play huge rolls in the book, not to mention Superman in the finale. Certain key themes, such as Batman coming out of retirement, or the uphill battle to protect his city. They could replace the mutants with drugged citizens of the narrows, or violent punk vigilantes.

Anyway. The point I'm making is There will most likely be a sequel to The Dark Knight. No one knows what it is yet, so don't buy into any bull of Johnny Depp, or Angelina Jolie. Trust in Nolan and he will deliver.

The poster was from this source. I like the idea of the riddler as an obsessed almost Zodiac Criminal/Serial Killer, but it is fake. It would be neat for a movie...

nice dong.

Max Payne Trailer

Can they make a good video game movie??? I hope so... I loved that fuckin game.



hell pretttyyyyy close....

Gentleman Broncos

New movie from the guy who brought you Napoleon Dynamite. Looks interesting.

be sure to go to RonaldChevalier.com to see more interesting movie things.

Oh viral marketing.

stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh

then I punch u in the face!

source

Oh Captain?

So it's come to my attention that the only comic posts that are on this blog have been DC. Well thats not fair. Here's a little Out of Context Captain America for you.

Also, This Post has offically doubled rabblecopter's size since 2007. All in one month. Thanks for believing in us!

GAY CITY!

It's your next stop. I mean come on superman. Watch out for the penis cloud. It's kinda hard to miss... I went there

Maze Master Comparison

Maze Master:

Goblin King:

So I'm pretty Sure the Spanish Baseketball Team is Racist

I think This image says it all. Yeah... thats it.

Rainn Wilson is the coolest

So you remember myspace? It's like facebook, but it was out before it. Also it has a bunch of kids saying their age is 16 or 100 when they are really 12. Anyway Rainn Wilson posted on Jenna Fisher's myspace blog. Basically we have been given an Ultimatum. Go see the rocker and help it make 18.7 Mil, so Jenna can be released and given a peach smoothie. Anyway for more Rainn Wilson goodness check out http://freejennanow.com/

Anyway Free Bonus Video




with free bonus guest!

short and sweet

Holy Shit Batman.

ps3 movie player system 3000!

Basically looks like Sony has decided to give up on their video game advertising and focus on the ps3's blu ray capabilities... Im pretty sure haze had something to do with it.

Dear Sony,

Blu Ray is not going to get me to spend 500 dollars on your shitty system that has one good game. Also I am not re buying my dvds.

My 360 has an amazing line up of games. With more to come. You have no exclusives. Your "blu-ray" isn't much better then hd 360. lastly xbox live rapes your face. take it away mister wonka.



Abel.

this is for when I go into world domination mode.

overdubbing = always funny.

aaaaannnddd that happened.

the something of boris.

new bond song. me gusta. ahhaa

want

Yes that is pixelated donkey kong jenga and yes, its awesome.

Dane Cook doesn't like movie poster

oh man, Dane Cook is upset with the movie poster for my best friends girl. Apparently, theres not enough Xbox, SuFi Douche Finger, bro rape, or people selling out on it. I like best week ever's Version of the poster. Dane would like that. Photoshop is fun!

Kanye Loves Fatburger!

Rumor has it that Kanye West has a food company and they have bought the rights to open fat burgers in the chicago area. Once i get photoshop on this new hard drive expect a burger with kanye glasses.

The Spirit

So the age of no new movie ideas is upon us. Every comic book is about to be made into a movie. Some will be bad. Others will be good.

The Spirit here is being directed by Frank Miller. Features Samuel L. Jackson, Scar Jo, and Eva Mendez. Pretty stellar cast for a pretty awesome comic.

Unlike Filmdrunk I enjoyed the trailer. It looks like its going to be better then daredevil but there's not much around that isnt better then daredevil. Fuckin Ben Afleck.

Puppet Kanye West

I know theres been a bunch of videos posted lately, but I had to share this with you. It's Kanye Wst music video for "Champion." It takes everything I love ( minus batman) and puts into the video. Kanye is like Ghandi, wait no he's better than Kanye, cause he likes puppets!


Kanye West "Champion Video" Official Directed by NEON from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

And Now a message From Barack Obama

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Afro Ninja Destiny Movie

Here is a great idea. Let's take a 18 second blooper youtube clip and turn it into a movie. Done. Next.

Here is the clip I am talking about:



You've all seen it. You all lol'd at it's funny. Now, Mark Hicks is planning on turning the blooper into a film based off of the clip? sound confusing? stupid? awesome? yes, yes, and probably yes.

The movie picks up where the infamous afro ninja clip leaves off. The main character falls face first, and then some sort of plot device transforms him into a warrior.
Here is the trailer I was talking about.

Batman Doesn't Freak Out Under Pressure

I was thinking about making a David Bowie Joke, but thats not my style. Instead, Here is a clip that shows Batman being Batman.



I mean come on he's all screwed, but he's like nah it's fine, "I'm the night." Oh yeah plus, Bonus John C. McGinley as the Atom.

American History

I am sure some of you out there in internet land have seen this, but its worth a watch. Below is act 1 and act 2 of The Children's Guide to American History. Unfortunately it is the only two parts.


Part 1



Part 2

Superman doesn't know how to drive

Poor Bastards, Superman offers to park your car, give you a Super Valet treatment, and then he just stacks them up, proudly shows them off, and flys away. WHAT A DICK!

Gangstalicious!

Whats more Gangsta than a do-rag? I have the answer. This is the most balla shit evah!


VISOR RAG IS MADE OF WIN!

Monsters, Aliens, and Compter Graphics

So I heard about a movie called Monsters vs. Aliens a while ago. At first I wasn't too impressed I figured it would be another kids animated CG movie and be dull. However, I have found out more about it recently and started thinking, this could be awesome.

First is the premise. Monsters fight an oncoming Alien invasion. That rocks. How many Reptar or Godzilla movies have had that plot. Who cares, becasue they are awesome.

Second thing to get me excited for this movie is the cast. I was reading the imdb page, and the cast is outstanding.

• Reese Witherspoon as Susan Murphy / Ginormica
• Paul Rudd as Derek
• Hugh Laurie as Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.
• Will Arnett as Dagon the Missing Link
• Seth Rogen as B.O.B.
• Kiefer Sutherland as Gen. W.R. Monger
• Stephen Colbert as The President
• Rainn Wilson as Gallaxhar

My mind is blown. Especially with the casting of Dr. Cockroach and Gen. W.R. Monger

Finally I noticed Dreamworks is releasing all animated movies as of Monsters vs Alens in Steroscopy 3D.

Anyway the movie comes out March 27, 2009. Currently there is no trailer, but I have linked an interview with Rainn Wilson talking about the film. I have a feeling this will be good.

Freestyle Battle

You Check it! You tube is pretty much great for anything like, if I wanted to see these to going at it


A quick search and behold!

Neil Patrick Harris is a fairy, but not in the way your thinking

Please check out this link ( YouTube video)
This is probably my second favorite NPH musical. I'm kinda thinking of watching Sesame Street now. Seriously I have a strong desire to roll up a fatty, get some funyuns and watch.

Holy Japanese Anime!

So I have seen some freaky stuff in my time, but Super Dictionary is the crackiest. I really don't know what else to tell you. I'll let this picture do the talking.


Damn, I know theres such things as hentai, but I would never in my wildest dream think Batman would star in one. "I 've got just one chance to get rapped by this Alien Monster Just right. "

Muppets: I am counting them

If you are interested here is the full Feist on Sesame Street Video. If you haven' checked out the other Sesame Street Video I posted do it. No no no. Do it.

Blue Print 3 !

SURPRISE JAY-Z !! lolz

BLUEPRINT 3 from kwest on Vimeo.


Thats right! This was posted on Kanye's Blog and E! online. So yeah Jay-z popping out with Kanye to bust out some never been released stuff Blueprint 3.

Ok I'm seriously too old for this Shit

According to Ain't it Cool News Lethal Weapon 5 could very well be in the works. Granted this is a BIG rumor. I do find it fitting that Danny Glover is old, and Mel Gibson is bat shit crazy, so I mean a script shouldn't be that hard to write. It is also fitting since recently I was talking about sequels that could/should be made.

Sesame Street is Topical

I stumbled upon this youtube video of Sesame Street. There are alot of pop culture references and Celebrities on it; like Jack Black, and well I don't wanna spoil all of them.

I DARE you to make sense of this

Pink + Drink+ Lawnmower =

Never Ending Story Ends

Here is a new feature I am Planning to do, Picture Book News Storys. With That said here we go.


Once upon a time there was a gunslinger. He was a hero, but then he got old.

He decided to retire, and live out the rest of his days with shuffleboard.


However as Time Passed, He became bored with Retirement.


After a Giant Struggle he realized he could no longer be a gunslinger. As a man he's flesh and blood he can be ignored he can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol he can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting. He needed to become a Pirate or a Plane.


He became a Jet. I think it was The Jet's were able to clinch it because they told favre there are places to go hunting in the area.

Encore: Wonderful Ways to Say No

People seemed to like my post about The War On Drugs. Here is another video clip from the same movie. I would like to mention the move is ANTI-DRUG, but this point becomes lost as the viewer gets older. The movie opened with an introduction from former President George H. W. Bush.

Dark Knight Curse ?

The Dark Knight Curse is gaining some credibility ( if you can call it that) with Morgan Freedman's car accident. I know he was hospitalized in serious condition Monday, after his car flipped numerous times. I apologize for this next line, but I find it ironic that this is the person who drove Miss Daisy around. ( too soon?)

Anyway back to this "curse." The death of Heath Ledger in January was obviously the biggest tragedy of this curse. As all of you know the actor died of an accidental overdose. Christian Bale's arrest for allegedly assaulting his sister and mother is another result of the curse. ( The curse set him up! Well either the curse or Skynet.) Ledger wasn't the only cast member to die this year. Conway Wickliffe, a special effects technician, died while working on the film.

Another result of the curse is that there will never be a better movie than The Dark Knight. So Cinema should just give up.

Venture Brothers Panel At Comic Con

I recently came across this link and thought it would be awesome. Good Thing I was right. It is the Venture Brothers Panel over at Comic Con. Lots of fun questions and answers. Like What's up with Dr. Mrs. the Monarch Knitting? Does it mean something? The two guys in the panel are Jackson Publick and Michael Sinterniklass.

Anyway enjoy the link here over at Adult Swim's website.

Tell Me About Your Parents

God Robin, Think before you speak.

The War on Drugs

Right Now we are experiencing the War on Terror, which is fine. I mean I do hate terror, but I remember a different war. This was a war on drugs. Whatever happened to it? Did we win? Did we divide up the drug territories with the Russians to Form East and West Compton? I do not have the answers to these questions.

It seemed long ago that TV and Video Games used to try and stop me from using drugs in a fun way. Now there are all these weird commercials with talking dogs, and squished people. So, come back to us William S. Sessions ( I have no idea who that is)

Now enjoy this clip for your viewing pleasure:

Updated Picture

I would like to say that last picture is a bit old and out dated.
Here are two new pictures, of us:



I'm the better looking one.

In other news make sure you vote on our poll, which will change every week.

Pic of Sauceking N I

Heck Yeah BABY! which one am I? You figure it out!

image from www.lpcoverlover.com or something... idk

Say Hello To a Hero

This man hit a monstrous home run after conquering the caterpillar that took residence on his face. The battle was intense specially without his handy dandy HGH. After 17 hours of struggles the mighty moon worm was bested by Jason "Thunder-Lips" Giambi. Congrats Jason. How bout you make sure to win the game next time. Also don't strand Joba alone with princess leia... well lose him for 2-3 weeks. anywho.

Epic win for the non mustachioed everywheres!

Say Goodbye to a Hero

It is with a heavy heart that I bring you this news. Jason Giambi has shaven his 'stache. Fans' supported it, women loved it, and men wanted to be it, but in the end "There's no more hits in it. No more hits." Baseball has had a great loss today.

And so it's not with a bang, but a whimper that Giambi becomes clean shaven.

are you gay?

yes.

Sequel Time

With the all the success of sequels from movies from long ago such as; the Star Wars prequels, Indiana Jones, Rocky, and Rambo, and even the non success of Starship Troopers 3, The Lost Boys: The Tribe, and The Mummy 3 we are beginning to see the new trend. Sequels are nothing new, but Hollywood has been pushed into overload. Please ignore movies such as the Dark Knight and Transporter 3, as these movies are sequels to movies that have occurred recently.
The point I'm trying to get at is What movies are next. We know tr2n, Ace Ventura Jr or Something, and Terminator Salvation is next, but whats after that. Let's take a look to a list of movies I think Hollywood could/should/or will make.

Top Gun 2: 2 Top 2 Gun
In this movie Tom Cruise is an instructor at the same fighter pilot school, who must deal with a new hot shot who has a lot to learn about teamwork and writing checks his ass can cash.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Work: Legend of Sloane's Gold
In this movie Ferris Bueller takes a day off work and plays hookey. He goes around pretending to be The sausage King of Chicago, while constantly talking to the camera and pondering his next step in life.

The Karate Kid Goes to Mars.
In this movie theres some kid who is bullied and he/she is trained in order to understand discipline and defend themselves. Then he/she is transported to Mars in order to fight in an intergalactic tournament to prevent Earth from being blown up.

The Hunt for Red November
In this movie there is a submarine that has been traveling the world for 20 years... and it's ... uhhh a secret soviet ship, yeah and it doesn't realize the cold war is over. So like a united collation force must stop it from bringing back Communism.

Even Truer Lies
Ok, so Arnold Schwarzenegger is in a Post 9/11 world as a Spy/Governor who must stop Terrorists and punch Osamba Bin Laden ( as played by Vin Diesel) in the face.

AWESOMENESS!

What is awesomeness? Can one truly define it? Dictionary.com says it is the noun of inspiring awe. I have a different definition:

Micheal Clark Duncan on a horse, while wearing a crown and holding a scepter! You may be wondering where this picture made of pure win and frankincense comes from. It is a screen shot from Broken Lizard's new movie The Slammin' Salmon coming out sometime in 2008.

Box Office Results

This Weekend's Top Box Office Results:

1

The Dark Knight (2008)

$43.8M

2

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

$42.5M

3

Step Brothers (2008)

$16.3M

4

Mamma Mia! (2008)

$13.1M

5

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

$6.88M

What have we learned kiddies? We, as a nation are not ready to allow Kevin Costner to pick a President in some sort of moral feel good film. Obviously, we predicted the total amount for the Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor wrong. I guess I forgot how much people love sequels to movies that have been roughly a decade in the making. As seen here, here, here, and here. Even though The Dark Knight is still number one, If we had some movie involving Brendan Fraser traveling into the center of some tomb to fight mummies and dinosaurs as a scientist/explorer. Well that might just have knocked the messiah of movies of it's top spot. I guess we will just have to wait for Pineapple Express and it's catchy promo song to surpersede The Dark Knight.

I do no think that is candy.

Some people say comics are for kids. I think they have a more mature audience:


Yup. I don't think that is "candy." GHB/GBL, Benzodiazepines, maybe even chloral hydrate, but it is not a Twix Bar.

Epic WIN!

If you love Arnold as much as I do. Get ready to fill your pants!

Swing Vote.

I happened across this man's master piece last night and oh boy! It was magical! If by magical I mean mediocre.

Swing vote is about some drunken hayseed who gets to decide the next president. Lucky for us thats how most elections are won. Sept he is the last possible voter and the whole election rests in his hands. So through political pandering by candidates Dennis Hopper and Kelsey Grammar. Grammar is the GOP and Hopper is the other guy. Anywho they both change their stances on things in wacky ways. In hopes of winning Kostner's vote but honestly who would you pick?





Stoned Motorcycle gangster Dennis Hopper

Or mother fucking beast!

If this movie doesn't make u proud to be an American I don't know what will!

Brendan Fraser : A Review

Let's take a look at a Chart of Brendan Fraser's Biggest Blockbuster Movies Opening Weekends.


As you can see it really has been a roller coaster ride. Using this Chart Lets see if we can predict how The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor will make.

Since There are no Cartoon Computer Generated Sidekicks ( monkey, rabbit, duck or Dave Foley)
We can guess that it will make more than 10 million. It is also a Mummy movie which is good. However, The Rock played a huge part in the revenue of the Mummy II.

Our Prediction is 12 - 20 million dollars this week. I mean throwing a Yeti, Mummy, Dragon, and Jet Li in one movie may be something the world isn't ready for.

DO NOT WANT!

Remember when Brendan Fraiser was one of Hollywood's elite?

No, me neither.

But in case you didn't know there is another mummy movie out and about. It has been one of the most uneventful movie releases in recent memory. Oh wait nevermind....

I guess its Hollywood trying to squeeze the last few bucks out of a dying franchise... but thats almost every movie now a days.

Balls in YOUR mouth!

RabbleCopter now features me!

who am I?

fuck you.

Street Fighter movie looks suspect

SO Street Fighter : Legend of Chung Li set photos have been floating around. We were given our first look at Balrog played by Micheal Clark Duncan.


Well I can only say I feel like the picture was missing CG or or Something. Below is a highly scientific rendered of what he will look like after the special effects and CG have been added in the film.

Pick Up Lines From the Future

Having trouble with the ladies? Do you strike out more then a player for the Seattle Mariners?
(Sports Humor) Well Good News Everyone, I am here for you. I have complied a List of Pickup Lines that I have discovered from the future.

1. "I'm Batman"
   - You may be standing there going huh? Batman? Why we talking about him. The will is everything. Well you see Batman is more than just a man he is a symbol. Something that can strike fear in the hearts of men. See if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. like something more than a man a symbol. A symbol of Fear. Because He is something else entirely. Anyway, Batman is always getting chicks. Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Robin, Vicki Vale. He even got some "Demon's Head" from Talia al Ghul. ( see her father's name, Ra's al Ghul is Arabic for "Head of the Demon"). Ok, so chances are women will know your not really batman, but if they don't, so can be so in. Show them your Bat Cave. Ask if they wanna see whats under your utlility belt. Yeah this line is so money. You disagree? .... uhh .... I am the Night
   
2. Show you have an understanding of technology. Another great line is " Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy." or even " I wish I were a derivate so I could lie tangent to your curves. "
3. Talk about how you are humanity's last hope to populate and continue the race. This one won't be able to be used for like 40 years after the Great War of Man and Machine. I mean you could try it now, but I don't think you'd have much luck.
   

Well there are alot more of these lines, but to be perfectly honest It doesn't really matter.

This Blog: Bringing it Blag

I am Come Home!
After a long Hiatus I have returned to you internet.


The Blog (or Blag as it is called in some circles) will be changing slightly. Our Goal is to provide you with some commentary on what you are dying to know about. But enough of this Jibber Jabber. Let's get the show on the road.