This week in movies is special. Snakes On a Plane comes out. SNAKES ON A PLANE. You may ask yourself, "Why do I care?" Obviously you are not a male in High School, College, or living. I'm not sure what the Best Part of the movie is. Is it the Fact they had the balls to call it Snakes On A Plane? Is it the fact that the film is about Snakes... On a Plane? Is it cause they have Samuel L Jackson and Keenan "Knuckle Puck" Thompson? Yeah It's a D2 reference
After you see SOAP for the 10th time you might want to check out these movies:
The Illusionist: I Love you Ed Norton, but your trying to win the love of a girl, and not fight Snakes.... On a Plane.
Accepted: Ok you have Justin Long, and he fails to get into College, so he creates SHIT, and then Stuff goes down, and there are laughs, and then Lewis Black comes, and he's a dean; the dean of SHIT, however I don't see no Snakes On a Plane in this movie so lets skip to the next one.
Material Girls: …Uhh This is basically a rip- off of the Disney Channel original movie Cow Belles. You get 2 Duffs for the price of 1, but no Snakes on a Plane.
I was thinking that if more movies had obvious titles like SOAP maybe they too would create massive hype. Here is a List:
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: Walking around and talking to drop a ring in a fire pit
Batman Begins : Christian Bale as Batman without Nipples
The Truman Show : Reality Show where the guy has no idea he's being watched
Bubba Ho-tep : Elvis and a Black JFK fight a mummy
Planet of the Apes : Apes on a Planet (That is really earth)
Jaws: Big Mother F*cking Shark in the Water
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