Paris Hilton Trains Monkey to Fight... Ok not really

Paris Hilton's pet monkey, with the original and not at all annoying name, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. I can only assume "playing," means rough sex or something. Oh wait never mind Paris Hilton is no longer having sex.... I know It's a laugh and a half. Anyway, here is a link to a real article about the incident. Man I wish we could have a series of these. Example; Paris Hilton gets attacked by Tinker bell, or Paris Hilton drinks Wine in a Can, which goes down the wrong pipe... Yes there is Wine in a Can. Fancy No?