Yes! Finally...The Rock...has come back to Football. (He played in College) “You see there is only 1, there’s only 1 true superstar of the decade, true superstar of the millennium, you know who that is? The Rock will tell you who that is, Toronto. That is, the Jabroni Beatin', lalala, Pie Eatin', Trail Blazin, Eyebrow Raisin', Stronger then a Bear, Faster then a Buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs SUCK. "This movie, the so called Gridiron Gang = Fantastic!! OK maybe not, but it's all good.
You've got The Rock, Xzibit, and That kid from Disney Channel's original movie, Up, Up, and Away! (Don’t think I'd forget Michael J. Pagan) Ok sure, Up, Up, and Away is a poor man's Sky High, but It did have Kevin Connolly and Sherman Hemsley. COME ON DISNEY Any who, I can't wait to see this movie. For a few reasons; It's like The Longest Yard, and Remember the titans all rolled up into one, and the Dialog will rock out loud. Don't believe me?
Try this on for size "Short Stuff":
Noname Actor- "Hi sir it is an honor to meet you."
The Rock- "Who in the blue hell are you?"
or
The Rock- "Why you in here kid?"
Rodger- "I ro..."
The Rock (interrupts Rodger) - "It doesn't matter why you’re in here."
or even better
Xzibit-"Now when we first got this football team, they were a bunch of no name teenagers at a juvenile detention center. But under the leadership of the Rock they gained self-esteem by playing together. We hooked you up son. Check out this paint job and spinners. We just pimped your team!"
Oh man, feel the joy. Fun Fact that will make your day: The Rock was Tim Burton's second choice for the role of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005). That means he beat out Batman, and The Riddler for the part. Imdb it up sucka pants.
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