Jagger's Voice MIA

According to yahoo, The Rolling Stones cancelled their second show in Spain. Oh No!!
Wait a tic. Who cares? They've already had a farewell tour like 20 times. Don't get me wrong in the day, the Rolling Stones were hot, like the heat, which causes Dehydration and fainting on Hollywood sets, but they're like how old, 65? Ok so maybe Mick Jagger forgot all the song lyrics again, like during the Super Bowl, or maybe Keith Richards is dead and this whole thing is a cover up. Wait a second Keith Richards can't die. Anyway back to my point, The Stones should stop rock and roll and open up a new Bakery called "The Rolling Scones. "