Here is a new feature I am Planning to do, Picture Book News Storys. With That said here we go.

Once upon a time there was a gunslinger. He was a hero, but then he got old.
He decided to retire, and live out the rest of his days with shuffleboard.
However as Time Passed, He became bored with Retirement.
After a Giant Struggle he realized he could no longer be a gunslinger. As a man he's flesh and blood he can be ignored he can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol he can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting. He needed to become a Pirate or a Plane.
He became a Jet. I think it was The Jet's were able to clinch it because they told favre there are places to go hunting in the area.