Never Ending Story Ends

Here is a new feature I am Planning to do, Picture Book News Storys. With That said here we go.


Once upon a time there was a gunslinger. He was a hero, but then he got old.

He decided to retire, and live out the rest of his days with shuffleboard.


However as Time Passed, He became bored with Retirement.


After a Giant Struggle he realized he could no longer be a gunslinger. As a man he's flesh and blood he can be ignored he can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol he can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting. He needed to become a Pirate or a Plane.


He became a Jet. I think it was The Jet's were able to clinch it because they told favre there are places to go hunting in the area.

Dark Knight Curse ?

The Dark Knight Curse is gaining some credibility ( if you can call it that) with Morgan Freedman's car accident. I know he was hospitalized in serious condition Monday, after his car flipped numerous times. I apologize for this next line, but I find it ironic that this is the person who drove Miss Daisy around. ( too soon?)

Anyway back to this "curse." The death of Heath Ledger in January was obviously the biggest tragedy of this curse. As all of you know the actor died of an accidental overdose. Christian Bale's arrest for allegedly assaulting his sister and mother is another result of the curse. ( The curse set him up! Well either the curse or Skynet.) Ledger wasn't the only cast member to die this year. Conway Wickliffe, a special effects technician, died while working on the film.

Another result of the curse is that there will never be a better movie than The Dark Knight. So Cinema should just give up.

The Lightning Round

Ok Here is a few interesting news items I stubbed across...
3, 2, 1, GO!

David Copperfield is crazier than Ponce De Leon. The Illusionist (No not Ed Norton) bought a bunch of islands, because He claims he discovered the fountain of youth. We Here at Rabble Copter are the first to report on this secret. It is to act crazy and get publicity, either that or maybe it's eating Dick Clark.

K-Fed fails at life.

Paris Hilton is a bitch who should be shot, or at least hurt. But Seriously I realized That Paris Hilton is the real life version of Elmo. I mean come one Lets Look at some facts here.
1. Paris Hilton hangs out with idiots. Elmo hangs out with Abby Cadabby, who says "That’s so magic."
2. Paris Hilton is stupid. Elmo needs help when counting (Unlike my man the count)
3. Paris Hilton is on TV that idiots watch. Elmo is on Sesame Street. (Children = idiots)
4. Paris Hilton only cares about Paris. Elmo is so self-centered (I mean he talks about himself in the third person)
5. That stupid Paris Hilton song. That Stupid Elmo Song.
6. Tickle me Elmo. One Night in Paris. Both Best sellers. Anyway this brings me back to my original point. Paris is retarded or something. She wants to bury her goat next to Marilyn Monroe. Yeah She bought that grave site.

Here is a Picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker. It is awesome.

Now all we need is the news of who is going to be Harvey Dent/Two Face. I hope whoever he is he can out do Billy Dee Williams. He's my favorite. That’s right Tommy Lee Jones. Suck on it.

K-Fed Still fails at life, which in Portuguese translates to: KFed falha na vida.

Any who, that concludes our Lightning round, and remember to stay classy.