Sauce vs Pants ( The Super Fight ) : The Actual Fight: A Rope Of Sand

Tonight's Topic: Smurfs. How Do They reproduce. Greg Starts:

Greg: well clearly the Smurfs do the humpty hump to reproduce

Rob: Uhh… sir that is insane, they are asexual. I mean come on you ever see blue mammals?

Greg: yeah i have most pimps wear blue and last time i checked a pimp is a mammal and a Smurf

Rob: That is LUDACRIS! Smurfs are communists not pimps. You ever take a picture of Papa Smurf and compare it to Karl Marx

Greg: no way

Rob: …and brainy is totally a little bitch

Greg: that is completely insane! If it is true Karl Marx was a mammal therefore the Smurfs reproduce, but that doesn’t change their mammal ness

Rob: Uhh… WORNG SIR! They are not mammals they are clearly some sort of insect. An ASEXUAL INSECT besides could brainy ever pull some smurfnanny… I think not

Greg: it doesn’t matter if cant get any what matters is that he lacks the ability to do what mammals do;: that is doing it

Rob: If they have the ability to service smurfette (the tart that she is) they would constantly be trying to, there would be too much competition. Resulting in Smurf village going down faster than Paris Hilton

Greg: no way. There is a turn based system that is very complex and each Smurf gets to hit it on their specific day.

Rob: ERRRRRONIOUS

How do you explain Sassette Smurf? They clearly are too busy working to even have time to reproduce

Greg: there is always time for booty. Smurfs no matter how hard they work will always have time for the nasty

Rob: Ok so clearly Smurfette's job is to be the girl CAN WE NOT AGREE ON THIS?

Greg: we can!

Rob: so maybe they only have one female like ants or Aliens from Aliens. hence they lay eggs

Greg: still not asexual!

Rob: so they do not have sex, but simply Smurf their Smurf all over the eggs?

Greg: they still need the Smurf to Smurf all over the eggs

Rob: But, that’s not sex, so obviously they must be insects. This is the only logical answer: smurfette is their queen

Greg: i never saw it that way... I will concur with u sir

Rob: Yes

Greg: the Smurfs have to be insects.

Rob: with a queen Smurf, that being Smurfette

Greg: true