AMAZING NEWS-O

Ok Suri Cruise Is topless in a magazine. Ok Paris had a DUI. Ok Lindsay is a Tart. Ok sure The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin is DEAD. But This news is chump change. I Still hate KFed but that has nothing to do with this. You remember Clay Aiken? The Queer who almost won AMerican Idol, but then lost to Ruben Snadwich or something? Well He's doing stuff. WHITE HOUSE STUFF.

Clay Aiken is in line to be named to the President’s Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities, the White House said Wednesday.

Aiken, a Raleigh native who gained fame as a runner-up on “American Idol,” once worked as a YMCA counselor.

The committee’s Web site said it advises the president on issues pertaining to people with intellectual disabilities. The committee was established in 1961 by President John Kennedy as the President’s Panel on Mental Retardation.

A White House press release said President Bush intends to make the appointment. Officials did not say when. The singer’s new album, “A Thousand Different Ways,” is due out later this month.

This is all true. Great Step in Gay Rights Though. ... I wish I was making this up.