FIRE CROTCH GOES SAILING

The Fire Crotch is around the interweb. She is a Tart.....
Even if it's not real.... still a tart.


Thats all I got. Her is a photo of blurred stuff. A unedited one is around the interweb here.

Hacked' The new Movie starring Lindsay & the Lowhand

Apparently Paris Hilton "hacked" (I use the term loosely because of Paris' inept ability to accomplish simple tasks) into Lindsay Lohan's cell phone. I mean oh come on. Paris Hilton! The same Paris Hilto who drinks, thats right you guessed it. WINE IN A CAN. It's Wine in a Can.

Right unless wine in a can is some super elixer that allows you to gain super powers for a short time. Side effects include being crazy and the most over-rated person ever. Oh and she's retarted. Yup good old Paris Hilton.

Lets see if the Firecroth Lawyer squad cn defeat the Paris Hilton dancers/Legal Team .