Rainn Wilson is the coolest

So you remember myspace? It's like facebook, but it was out before it. Also it has a bunch of kids saying their age is 16 or 100 when they are really 12. Anyway Rainn Wilson posted on Jenna Fisher's myspace blog. Basically we have been given an Ultimatum. Go see the rocker and help it make 18.7 Mil, so Jenna can be released and given a peach smoothie. Anyway for more Rainn Wilson goodness check out http://freejennanow.com/

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AWESOMENESS!

What is awesomeness? Can one truly define it? Dictionary.com says it is the noun of inspiring awe. I have a different definition:

Micheal Clark Duncan on a horse, while wearing a crown and holding a scepter! You may be wondering where this picture made of pure win and frankincense comes from. It is a screen shot from Broken Lizard's new movie The Slammin' Salmon coming out sometime in 2008.

Jack Nicholson is the man

Ok so if we didn't just announce Matt Damon as COTM, it would be Jack Nicholson. It's pretty much common knowlegde that he's a lifelong New York Yankees fan. Turns out in an upcomming movie he needs to wear a Red Sox Cap, right? WRONG!! In the movie Departed (which stars Matt Damon) Nicholson is a gangster in Boston. Martin Scorsese wanted him to wear a Red Sox Cap, and Jacky-boy refused. In related news Jack Nicholson is the man.

Winona Ryder is best served cold

So apparently Winona Ryder, our very own personal inde/cute/kleptomaniac little girl was picked on as a child. Yeah that sucks. But there is a silver lining. So one of these Bullies (not realizing she picked on Winona) asked her for an autograph. Winona's response? "Go f**k yourself"

I'm not sure what the ** stands for

fork
falk
fook
funk
fank

oh wait... It's Fuck. I get it.