This seems way too Dirty

I'm not sure whats the most suggestive thing about this pick, but I'll let you decide.

The Joker is Pure Evil

Ok, we all know the joker is insane, but this is the most evil, despicable, horrible thing ever.
How dare he steal this kids report card. And the "I've made someone cry" comment just proves what a dick he is.

Great Play

Michael Phelps

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4 am power rankings

I enjoy power rankings parodies so I decided to make my own

for the 4 am hour here's my power rankings.

1. Coffee, yes coffee. The caffeinated goodness is amplified by the half and half and sugar explosion. A very obvious choice if you ask me. Why? Its 4 am. What did you expect number one was gonna be? Furby??? Get your head out of your ass.

2. Billy Mays: Heck yeah! The oxy clean guy! He rules the late night dial with an iron fist and now hes even selling medication insurance??? I don't know what that is... but I want it. Much like I want the showtime rotisserie grill, a shamwow, and a magic bullet.

3. Marshmallows: why not.

4. TMZ: not the blog... The show. why? because its on and they make celebrity reporting look like the news hub of the Washington Post. God forbid we don't know what Paris Hilton is doing right now.

5. ESPN: It's important that I get caught up on all the sports I missed out on by sleeping all day.

6. The Moon: There are whalers on the moon... They carry harpoons.

7. Electricity: I hear its important. Ben Franklyn discovered it. Good man. On the Hundred.

Rocker REVIEW

Movie stars Rainn Wilson as a drummer (named fish) who got kicked out of a band right before they got huge and became the best band EVAR! This band consists of Will Arnett, Fred Armisen, and Brad Cooper. Fish's (Rainn) life turns to shit and after some hilarity ensues, ends up living with his sister. His nephew and some kids start a band and their drummer gets GROUNDED (LOLZ) they acquire Fish as their drummer and because of even more hilarity get signed to a record deal and tour. Christiana Applegate plays the guitarists mom and has to join the band on tour because of Fish's antics.How will this high school band deal with fame, touring and Fish?

This movie was actually pretty funny and def worth price of admission. Great collection of characters and also features awesome cameos (Aziz Ansari and Demetri Martin my favorites). It ends on a pretty lame note but all and all it was a decent movie and had some very quotable lines.

Verdict: Awesome

P.S. John Lennon just rolled over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him.

...I AM THE NIGHT

This Image explains the origin of Batman... I think... maybe Spider-Man. THE NIGHT IS MINE!

TOAST

IT'S TOAST. THE WINNER OF THE BLOG POLL!!!
The real poll question was supposed to be "What would you do if your son was home cryin all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now, in and outta lockdown."
It didn't fit on the poll so I shortened it.

Mixed News

Nicolas Cage is apparently still making movies. Nicolas Cage is apparently making more Marvel Comics movies. I mean his last comic book movie was a huge success, right? JELLYBEANS!!! Anyway, he is going to be in Kick-Ass, based on the comic of the same name. For those of you who don't know Kick-Ass is about a kid who thinks "Fuck it, I'm gonna be batman." He then gets his shit recked for a whole issue. Goes to the Hospital. Then He winds up on You-tube, and fights crime. Why would they let Nicolas Cage in this movie?

Super Dictionary is like a drug

When life gives you lemons you clone those l emons and make super lemons. Or in the case of the Penguin, you create an evil scheme. Wow.

more soccer racism.

Oh South America... classic.

New AC/DC cd = comedy gold

Unforgivable...

The Greatest Sports Fan EVAR!!!!11

The biggest treat to America!

BRAINNNNSSSSSSSSSS!

That... Thats terrible Im sorry

Republicans are not funny. This is why.

Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies

Did you know Mitch Hedberg did quite a lot of voice work on Home Movies. I saw an episode last night + internet + blog = All of you enjoying his voice overs.

Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies- Fifth Grader



Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies as Dr. Fizzel - Anger Management



Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies - As Police Officer




Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies - Insightful Hippie Pastor



Mitch is now in the Comedian Version of Wiskerville. Rest in Peace.

Ironman Delted Scene

You like Ironman? well check this out



I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5... Three? chicka yeah

does anyone care?

Chris "Mad Dog" Russo has left the Mike and The Mad Dog show. This means no more annoying anti Yankee commentary on the YES network. Good riddance Mad Dog.

more dark knight rumors

That's Brian Austin Green from 90210... Rumor has it hes in talks to play the riddler. Heres some quoteage!

“I would love to be the Riddler,” Brian Austin Green told MTV News.
“I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people,” he said.
“I hope to God that they don’t try to replace Heath and have the Joker,” Green added. “And Two-Face is gone.” So they need a new villain, and the Riddler makes sense,”
“[Playing The Riddler] would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level, which I think is fantastic for comic book lovers and movie lovers. He changed the face of what people expect out of those films."

Be my batmannnnnnn!!!!!!!

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